Have you ever been at the grocery store, just doing your shopping as usual, and suddenly noticed that there seems to be a lot of creepy people shopping that day? That guy who sort of lurches around and looks funny at everyone. That elderly gentleman who's clearly not entirely there. That middle-aged woman who's wrinkled beyond her age with a smoker's cough and a basket full of nothing but cheap beer. And that's when your mind starts wandering.

It's the same store you've always shopped in but suddenly, you begin to wonder if this is a creep store. A store where only creepy people go to shop. Maybe you're a creep—you sure don't feel like one, but the creepiest people rarely realize that they are. Or worse, you're not, but have just been too inept to notice before and have been going to this store for years like an idiot.

Actually now that you think about it, some of the prices here seem kind of high. Surely no sane person would go shop here, where everything's so expensive. Why did you never think of that before? Then again that other item is cheaper than elsewhere, so maybe you are an island of sanity in a sea of creepy people after all. But it sure doesn't always feel that way, does it?

Or am I just crazy?